Elon must’ve fired all the plow drivers cuz why tf was every single major highway on my way to work covered in snow still?

but y’all didn’t vote for kamala because of israel y’all are so fucking stupid i am so serious

how I go to bed on sunday night knowing the cycle begins again

There are so many justifications for getting phones out of schools and he just had to pick the one that was the most batshit crazy

Nestor Cortes needs to be investigated

For anyone who loves THE NICE GUYS (and I know it’s a lot of you all) I urge you to go give KISS KISS BANG BANG a watch this week Val Kilmer’s comedic timing, like the rest of his acting arsenal, was second to none

I think smoking oregano in 3rd grade with my shithead buddy permanently altered my brain chemistry

They got a letterboxd for video games yet? I’m trying to make an obnoxious top 4 with Persona 3 and League included

America First™ is when you deny your voters FEMA relief, but keep giving billions to Israel

Boxing fans are insufferable 😭 Boots Ennis proved them wrong tonight and the goalposts will be moved, 34-0 tho 😎

Grown men really get home from a day of work and can’t wait to boot up FORTNITE

Kirk Herbstreit is a nice guy, and his dog Peter is in the hotel safe and sound. Per sources (me)

Per Daniel Jeremiah, per my sources (me). The bears are “trying like hell” to move up to 4 or 5 for Jeanty. Will Campbell is under the impression he’s going 4 to NE

I’m 2 degrees of separation from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson after my NFL Draft appearance

Do You Really Need Anyone Else? / "Come, Break Me Down" Montage (2020)

Hot Mulligan will release new album The Sound a Body Makes When It's Still on August 22nd via Wax Bodega.

Me watching TreVeyon Henderson be incredible already in his first ever touch

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