A cartoonish, heavy-handed record with 3 well-written songs. They would release their masterpiece three years later!

Stalin looking for commanders to lead the counteroffensive to Barbarossa, 1941

A. How is it possible that this is a job of the Senate Majority Leader B. How out of it do you have to be to not know that you are not the Senate Majority Leader but the Senate Minority leader C. Maybe A. Is related to him not being Senate Majority Leader Resign now please.

I’m not going to Ballard, for anything, ever, so you can stop inviting me

Team Dominican Republic DOMINATES Israel to punch their ticket to the WBC Quarterfinals 🎟️🇩🇴

A full circle moment for Javi 🥹

When was the last time the Cuba double tapped a school full of children? Because America did that a few weeks ago

Sweet silver angels over the sea Please come down flying low for me

One must imagine the baseball happy

he was cooking here

If nobody else got me I know she’s got me & she knows I got her.

You (stupid) I am going to order a weighted blanket from the Internet Me (wise) I am going to do kissy noises until my 22lb cat who looks like a huge raccoon makes herself comfortable on me for he next 8 hours.

Why do young men bet thousands on sports or prediction markets when they could spend that money on out of print free jazz vinyl

Joseph R Biden

Felipe Alou is the ultimate cool.

Once a year or so, someone attempts to drop a big article after they learn about the concept of paid marketing for products and events. Every time they think they’ve uncovered something huge, almost nothing is funnier to me.

The Seattle Mariners, who will never win another baseball game,

Portland, Oregon

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

You sabotage the useless beauty and kick it out to stay