Charcuterie does not belong in holiday meals

Nah but Marquinhos almost scored every goal on the board this game

PSA: In almost every 3rd Wave coffee shop a flat white and cappuccino are the same thing

Tired of my Brazilian friends visiting home without taking me smh

2023 is the year of dropping communication with people who use busyness as an excuse to be poor a friend

I feel like people have nostalgia glasses when it comes to Marvel. Out of the 12 movies from the first two phases only like 3 or 4 could be considered good. Don't let the success of phase 3 make you hate phase 4 more than it deserves

Pads are just singing bowls for Christians

I call unfair because Haaland scares me

If Wrexham doesn't get promoted this year Imma throw up

Someone make a venn diagram of the people who were over spiritual, rule sticklers at CFNI with those who are anti-church, deconstructionists after graduating.

"There are two types of people against women speakers: jealous women and insecure men"🫢

Haaland is my dad

I always know that these fashion influencers never be from places like Texas because their spring fit inspo always involves a hoodie or jacket like it ain't 90°f in the spring

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Twitter is dying fr

Leave him alone 😭😭😭

Sixty Vines is one of the most overrated restaurants in Dallas

The biggest compliment I get at work is people thinking I am one of the owners because of the way I carry myself while working

THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE 🤯 Ilkay Gündogan with an incredible volley for Manchester City, and it's the FASTER EVER #EmiratesFACup Final goal!

White people are the only ones with the audacity to walk into a completely dark coffee shop 30min before open and ask if we are open