Holy shit he's actually dead. Let's get wasted.

Palutena is dead. Pit is dead. Hades is dead. Medusa is... hopefully dead. Am- Am I in charge now?

I, Pandora, am now your supreme leader! Underworld, follow meeee!

"So I opened the damn box again for nothing, huh? Can I get a refund?"

yall hear sumn...?

"I don't think she wants his soul. I think she just wants his [Flintlock Staff]"

"Nope~"

"Oh look, Pit has someone else with ridiculous hair to kick his butt" Frustration

"Kid ain't the sharpest sword in the armory. Can't even distinguish one of my chests from a real one"

"I come back for a day and it's as boring as ever. Guh."

"Vacation in Elysium was nice. Shame I'm back here now. The underworld. Actual hell."

"Now, where's that hellspawn of mine?"