Serge Lutens La Fille de Berlin

so would it be rude to finally use the Dressew gift card my brother got me for xmas 5 years ago?

I need to stress that the first image of the baby hippo chomping on the leg is 🚫NOT🚫 moo deng. That photo has been making its internet rounds for years, real heads know 😤

X is so good at repeatedly inundating you with content you absolutely do not give a shit about

Let’s get this going! andydufresnesmainvein

Had a dream last night where my boyfriend yassified me using AI but I came out even uglier

The concept of Tavi Gevinson terrifies me, like what does she even do exactly

How long until we see wellness influencers trepanning themselves at home

Those goddamn israeli makeup ads are back

Tired of getting advertised the UHC CEO sweater

4 years ago the legendary giggy vanderpump passed away 💔

I wish lentils knew I think they’re delicious so they’d stop blowing up my GI tract every time I eat them

The highest level of intimacy you can reach with someone is sharing medications

Audrey Horne voice: “Can I please speak with special agent Koopa Troopa?”

And I go to urgent care because I 2nd degree burned my pussy with tea 😤

Love to celebrate the superbowl by visiting Ikea

PSA: stop hovering on the toilet if you're not gonna wipe the fucking thing off 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Have my mind pigeons delivered you my loving thoughts or have they been intercepted by the mind falcons again

Microagressing the us economy by shoplifting better than bouillon from wholefoods

Not looking forward to the day when I youtube search "glycerine bush" and I only get how-to's for how to lube my pubes