My shitty fake got me into Champs when I was minor. Vote Barry's Bar and Grill or ya moms a hoe. #BarstoolBestBar

Views from CFB Spring Games at LSU, FSU, South Carolina, and Nebraska. One of these is not like the other:

We have justin nyce coming out tonight all the way from Vegas! Let’s show him how we do it here in Lincoln 🎉😎

Imagine how great the world would be if every man was Cal Foley

Hey ladies, this is my friend Jacob Swift he’s single, and loves to cuddle up and watch Christmas movies by the fire. Feel free to contact him directly for and potential inquiries! Jake Swift #operationfindSwiftabooforChristmas

“I learned the futsal shuffle last night wanna watch” - Aiden Skillstad

🗣GIVEAWAY TIME‼️ RT & Like this tweet to be entered to win our Spring 2020 Delt shirt. Winner will be announced 3/4

I wonder how much Peter’s mom would cry if he got a speeding ticket. #Bachelor2020 - Feeling anxious 😬

Pilot Pete needs to get into an airplane and fly somewhere far far away and just stay there. #BachelorNation #Bachelor2020 #BachelorFinale

my parents: why do you wanna go back to college if classes are online? me:

Spain but the s is silent

They Never Learn😌

Fuck you Nick Saban

Love my COACHES and my TEAMMATES! Excited to get back to work! We’re more together as a team then ever before. ☠️💯

Monday’s 😴

There can only be one ALPHA☠️ #trenches @HuskerFBNation #A

on a new level. 🍄

If people are worried about blowouts in the CFP put Nebraska in. They’d lose to Georgia by 2