If you can't see the virus, the virus can't see you

Moral 1 of #excelgate: having the thing ready by the deadline is never more important having the thing do what it's supposed to do. Moral 2: People with abbreviation PM can cause havoc in many places when they apply the wrong incentives.

Zühlke (company that made T&T app) stated last week they're 'in the process of building a repository so information can be exchanged between the three apps and the four nations'. Presumably this will be done using post-its and a whiteboard #excelgate

Tomorrow's headlines: Certain press will protest the shooting of a protestor by police, despite previously protesting against the protests when police last shot a protestor. I'm sure they'll think of a catchy non-racial way to say it.

Storming government buildings is sooo 2004 #WearAMask🥷

Perhaps the country's biggest food banks should threaten to join a European Super Food Bank Federation. Then they might get the Prime Minister's attention.

This fuckwit actually flew from London to Cornwall to talk green issues. #BorisTheLiar

Well eBay I feel you've somewhat misjudged the situation... #celtic

Government says ‘large number of tankers’ has been assembled to try and solve the fuel crisis - unclear if it’s a typo:

The detail in this.

Dear God.

After Dominic Raab suggests retrospective crimes aren’t usually looked into, officers respond to an armed robbery taking place next Thursday.

#EFL 'we stop testing them, then they stop having covid...' 🤔 Root cause too problematic? Just move the goalposts. Nice guys. #skysportsnews

A reminder of just who he is