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situationally funny & smart when nobody's looking. alt is @calshitty i'm a dude

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sure my high school graduating class has an MLB player and someone who works for harvard but on the other hand i'm good at posting

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i am not loving that israel killing white people seems to be the public sentiment tipping point for some people who weren't too bothered by the thousands dead before. i know why, i did not just discover racism, but god it's disheartening

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my favorite thing about this quote is that he says you can make a sandwich with cheese OR roast beef. my ass is not enjoying a cheese sandwich more than a big mac combo, i'm sorry mr. albini

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fake sun-heads are only staring at the sun once every eclipse. the real heads stare at it every day

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august 2017 is when i had umbilical hernia surgery and spent weeks in bed taking (prescribed!) opiates and watching a bunch of movies. not a great month overall but not awful. i'm up for a redo, minus the surgery part

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kendrick/cole feud can effectively be summarized as kendrick saying 'i'm good at rapping' and the world's most boring rapper j cole saying 'yeah you were good - once!'. this is boring

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