hitler:

This is what Bayonetta's husband puts up with every day

you're sitting on the couch, high off your ass, can barely differentiate your clothes from your skin, and Jerma985, completely sober, says this to you unprompted

❓ Santa Claus

The most inspiring corner of twitter is “I could get used to this 😎” twitter

Bob Dylan

Nowadays they would probably have to call it Rosemary’s They/He. But perhaps not

Tight 90 bros, we're losing

The guilt settling in now that he realizes he made a Hitler biopic for 23% on Rotten Tomatoes

bro was fucking up that pb&j . had a napkin tucked in and everything

I tried 1/4th of one of those edibles that are made for fucking sociopaths who need to hot knife hockey pucks of kief every morning to feel anything and it produced an effect that was so alarming I had to excuse myself to read the Halo wiki in another room for 7 hours

TURNSTILE - NEVER ENOUGH (COVER)

Incredible new achievements in racism are being unlocked. This is the first time I've seen "Yelling at Sikh headwear for being Muslim" racism applied to an actual Muslim.

I’m in the Paramount Studios genetic experiment labs cookin up movie stars yet unheard of. Chinese Tom Cruise two weeks till clone maturity. Dominican Ryan Gosling in vat 1172. Our scientists are on the cusp of an Italian version of that one huge Korean guy from Train To Busan.