don’t tell anyone about your plans until it’s done😂

unfollowing me when you get a girlfriend is actually real as fuck and i support you

"you cried over me" yea i also cry when idk what to wear so it ain’t a big deal

getting shocked that tomorrow is a Monday

Finally a kid without a phone

It all

19th century terrorist bastard, Hugh Chegg Surley not any worse than this mess

me when somebody tells me no

Wit aboot the boys fae up Peterhead all shagging each other. All "pals" They've all got kids n Mrs, they've been outed by one of the Mrs 🤣

i texted him "have fun" and he texted back "no i'm still gonna text you" and that basically sums up the kinda man i want.

sometimes you just have to close your eyes and press "place order"

This >>>>>> 🥹

Selling 1 blk ticket for 22nd Nov @ SEC

all i want:

The number of women who aren't interested in pursuing anything with men right now is astonishing. Y'all really turned women all the way off.