Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house The air conditioner was running Because you live in the south

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven

may your house have no sickness, no death, & no evil in 2026. amen

52/52 Sundays, Thank you God.

i don't drive like a girl.. as soon as you get in my car .. welcome to GTA 😭😂

i know some flare yoga pants hate to see me coming😭

"if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

I be rushing to get home & do NOTHING but relax

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain

I’ll never forget the time my parents were arguing and my dad said “I bought you a house and a car” and my mom said “well that's just standard procedure” LMAO

asking a girl to be your valentine is so cute. even if y’all already together.

The intimacy of actually feeling the love he says he has for you.

laughing with your mom is one of the best moments ever.

If I ask a man for something and I detect a split second of irritation… nevermind.

🗣 Waking up every day to my kid aIive and heaIthy is my biggest blessing 🥰

Why did they stop making these? Can we bring them back?? 😭😭

<3

*getting ready to pay for my oil change* Mechanic: we also noticed tha- Me:

It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out, feed you, do nice things for you, and compliment you. You should never have to teach someone to do that.