The fact that my teething puppy has a puperoni laying on the ground but prefers a frozen carrot…. Yeah she’s my child 🥲😂

She has turned my walks to the mailbox into half hour adventures, car rides to pick up target orders into Olympic sports and cooking into an obstacle course and I would not change it for the world

I just need to post about how much I love Chewy for so many reasons but today for the first time I used their live chat with a veterinarian since Ellie got her spay today and I had questions that were after the vet’s office was closed and it was so helpful! Thank you Chewy!

Having tiny spoons is very important to my mental health

I can’t believe my bf just broke up with me (he locked the bathroom door)

I love a good seed oil

My bf when he sees a pretty pic of me

Quote of the day goes to my boyfriend today with saying “wow she’s been licking that longer than Katy Perry was in space”

Ellie loves her The Farmer's Dog she wanted a little nibble before dinner time

Somebody was really doing something right when they made onion rings

I’m about to run out of olive oil and avocado oil at the same time… thank goodness it’s almost payday

My boyfriend reposting things about being in a healthy relationship just made me giddy, I think I just found my new love language & my new favorite way that he flirts with me also, while yes I’m posting this for the public am really posting it because he has my post notifications

It’s totally my fault because I’m a night owl but does somebody wanna tell me why my dog is demanding to play in her ball pit at 3 AM?

I love it when lesbians accidentally propose to each other at the same time

My male Instacart shopper (my boyfriend), knows to shop for ice cream last

Happy Valentine’s Day from Ellie 💕

Me: “my love” *looking at kitchen* My boyfriend : “what did I do?” Me: “haha, you did do something, if you put wet dishes on top of dry dishes, instead of putting them away one more time I’m going to crash out” My boyfriend: “crash out then” Respectfully imma loose my mind 😂