PSG just taking the piss now

Charlie your smile is not compatible with society

Genuinely don’t understand why you’d join Man Utd at all?

Someone make it make sense… #NUFC

You’ll be having the worst day of your life and you drive past one of these cunts on the way home

Wrong.

This is the last time we won something of importance.

No you don’t

Me in the pub looking at the bottles after the tap selection is shit

Since when was a hitting off your head and then rolling on your shoulder a handball?

Fucking hell dollars now? Why not just cut the tip toe bullshit and move straight to 4.5 trillion Vietnamese dong.

With a name like that it was only a matter of time

Toon full of southerners who couldn’t give a shit about football wearing toon tops, awful craic

Definitely been rinsing Duolingo soon as he seen his contract was almost over

Yeah maybes if he didn’t get exposed for abusing & raping his lass which made him miss a year out of football maybes he would have had a better career. Well done on stating the obvious pal

Farewell, ma'am.

Remember when you had to send a photo on Instagram DM to start a conversation

beth mead:

Should have let Carsley have a proper chance with England’s senior team, much better football