I’m not real smart but obv smarter than whoever is looking at photos for aqha because they don’t believe this thing is a cremello. Come deal with the sunburns and then tell me that 😵‍💫

The mosquitos are different in South Carolina and I do not appreciate it

I start to think I don’t mind mares but then Trent’s bitch ass mare tries to bite me for clipping her breastcollar and reminds me I do in fact hate mares 🥴

I dropped my $80 bottle of tequila and cried over it. Ask me how my day is going 🥴

There’s nothing worse than seeing horses you trained look so miserable.

The 3 year old with 2 rides acted the best out of my idiots yesterday and that really says something about how my evening went 🥴

Our wedding is not a family reunion or a play date. I’m so close to saying the hell with it, we’ll elope so I don’t have to deal with the shit anymore 🥴

We only want to raise buckers but if we decided to put on rodeos I’d make a fantastic boss lady 🤣

If it wasn’t for bad luck we wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Someone please explain to me why west Texas county roads are 75 mph & smoother than Oklahoma turnpikes 🥴

“Just because you have a ball sack doesn’t mean you get to be a butthole” -Kileigh Meridith

Racing my new husband in my wedding dress ✅ Trent Blackfox

“Hum at him go get him to breakdown from a lope to a trot” my little brain imploded

“Are you overly tired?” Sir I’m a married self supporting 23 year old. I wake up tired

So the neighbor (supposed bull dogger) can practice anytime he sees fit but my husband gets on the spur board outside at noon on a Saturday and it’s something to call to make a noise complaint about?¿? Next time i see you ride your underweight nag I’ll be sure to complain too 😘

The cold is much more bearable when you don’t have complete dumbasses working for you 🤪

My husband doesn’t go to certain contractors rodeos *draws only said contractors horses at finals* 🥴

Apparently “there’s a horse out” didn’t cause the urgency in everyone that it causes when I hear it🥴

“You don’t look disabled” Thank you sir, I’ll be sure to tell my mutated collagen that it’s normal and to stop causing severe pain because I “look fine” #ehlersdanlos #POTS #MCAS

I really just took my 16 year old brother to the emergency room for a jammed toe 🫡🫡