doordashers Super Bowl

mf heard j cole dropping tomorrow and said i'm out

it probably feels sooo awesome to be a gay guy and live in California

marlboro reds taste like its serious about being a cigarette

when u so high u start feeling like u got a hat on

as a single gay man today do I pick Grindr, boyfriendtv, or heated rivalry

Me wearing a Chiefs hat in Mexico last week when a local comes up and says “it was a bad season, but they will win final game again next year.”

Texting the situationship for situations

the dog in me just mauled my inner child

Scored the highest midterm grade for a class that I doomscroll my laptop in

Just watched the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00

dm’ed the girl who was constantly liking my story and got left on delivered #pumpfaked

To give you a sense of how weird time is, this hasn’t happened yet. It’s happening next week.

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It’s always “support queer owned businesses” until it comes to Palantir apparently😒