Took mum to see The Substance today, she loves horror but I was nervous - I needn’t have worried. She was like a kid in a candy store - but I could see there were moments that really affected her in a profound way. Coralie Fargeat has crafted a masterpiece. 5 stars from her!

This is Sky News.

Just our luck it’ll be a duet with Kid Rock.

I never take the Golden Globes too seriously - they always have a bunch of outrageous snubs and bonkers choices. Let us not forget Aaron Taylor-Johnson WON Supporting Actor and then didn’t even get an Oscar nom. Cannot imagine Marianne getting snubbed in Feb. #GoldenGlobes

Outrageous snubs aside, the love for THE SUBSTANCE is incredible. Still a long road ahead but MUBI better PUMP IT UP and start a big campaign. #GoldenGlobes

#Oscars2025 Best Picture Nominees as interpreted by our lord and saviours #KathandKim 1. ANORA

That was all a bit of a yawn but fuck yes that number 1 is the right choice! #Hottest100

Thrilled to be going to the Gaga concert, but the fact that there are still hundreds of seats available for the second concert goes to show it is just too damn expensive. Nobody should be paying 700 bucks to sit in the grand stand a mile away from the stage.

Yes, buying a house only became difficult in the last two years 🙄 #LeadersDebate

you can see it on the project panels faces that this level of caring for those less fortunate than you and stepping in to do something about it is baffling to them and their income bracket

“On the panel today Adam Creighton” Haven’t switched channels so fast in all my life. Well done Channel 7.

Just died of alcohol poisoning because I’ve taken a drink everytime James McGrath says “wait for prepoll”.

Hey Uber Support - well done to the driver today who refused to pick up my elderly mother from hospital because she had a suitcase and refused to cancel the trip giving her a cancellation fee.

LOL (in my Kenny Devine era)

Marcia Effing Cross!

Princess on The Pitt:

Can’t believe I can use this gif! #Oscars

Well done. You awarded the one person in that category who doesn’t give a flying fuck #Oscars

I think Lisa Kudrow just secured her Emmy win with this episode of The Comeback.