|| Yeah yeah I suck at pinned tweets, I know–

"Yeah? Then you can possibly fix my toilet, right?"

"ATTENTION, LADIES! I crave hugs and kisses. Don't kick me in the face, please."

"Can't find the damn girl!"

"Bullshit! I'm getting tired of your foot on my ass, Jade. Why not be gentle on the most handsome man of Earthrealm?" Eyebrow wiggle.

"Dude, Skarlet wants my blood. I ain't giving no blood for a damn hug!"

|| Dude is a Mario writer, of course they'd know the obvious. Even I knew that–

"Ah yeah? And why would I trust ya–?"

|| I just dunno how to do them so they're pleasing to see and stuff.

"Hey hold on, who do you think you are calling me an imbecile? Clearly, I'm a smart guy. Only spitting the real facts with ya!" He can't be helped.

"You still go around and save that princess? Man, that's crazy!"

"The hell do you mean?!"

"Just— no! No parts of me. Why would you want to do this to this poor maaaaan?" Puppy eyes. As if it'd work.

"Blood sausage." Trying to not burst out of laughter.

"Can't believe that's your way of flirtin'!" After that, he cringed and started laughing.

"We ALL know too well who's my love. Ain't never replacing that hot babe~"

"Uhhh...you get paid better? Never knew you'd get more cash by saving Peach!"