“Daddy’s on the telly!” ❤️ Never seen him so happy Alex Horne The Horne Section

When you’ve only got 15 minutes for your break, it’s important to spend it wisely.

My nan got music on a usb stick for Christmas so she can have it in her new car…it’s going well 😂 #joinin

Faves ❤️ Homeless Project Manchester there’s also an amazon wish list if anyone can/would like to help amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/ls/ref=c… 😊

Condolences to everyone who’s lost a trampoline this morning. Congratulations to everyone who’s gained a trampoline this morning. #StormCiara

Kinda loving the vibe so thank you to the people yesterday who confirmed that fishnets are appropriate party wear and not, as previously thought, just for inside use! (I am aware I look like shit but I wear dresses maybe twice a year so feel like it needs to be documented 😄)

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Friendly reminder to the British media that the next week is not the only time to hire disabled journalists. Disabled people are for life, not just for the Paralympics.

If Angela Rayner goes to the opera, she's got ideas above her station. And if she raves in Ibiza, she's dead common. Working-class people just can't win.

She was on holiday. A time when you’re meant to relax and have fun. She wasn’t dancing while supposedly working during a lockdown because of a pandemic that took thousands of lives. That would be wrong now wouldn’t it?

Me: I don’t know why people complain so much about potholes and stuff, UK roads aren’t that bad Also me: Going to be on the bus a lot today, I’d better wear my good sports bra

Spent the afternoon with an entire beach to myself 🖤 couldn't decide whether it felt peaceful or like the end of the world...still haven't entirely made my mind up. Nice though.

Working true crime live shows is such a strange experience - at one point the woman put a picture of Myra Hindley on the screen and the whole audience booed like it was a panto

I know why adhd seems to be everywhere - it’s because for centuries we got by just waking up, eating potatoes &moving things and now we’re having to remember log ins to fucking water filter websites whilst managing 18 different live chats named things like ‘fun night out 2024’

Went to see the new #FinalDestination  spoiler-free review… (seriously though, I quite liked it, not my favourite I don’t think but a couple of brilliant deaths, wonderful to see Tony Todd again 🖤 and some nice nods to the old ones)

I’ve got more followers here than over on the happier app, so dragged myself back briefly to tell everyone to please go and vote for the best podcast 😄 #uncanny 👻

I really hope the novelty of this view never wears off 🖤