ugh, lotorrr. you know what, fine. i’ll give you free coffee and pastries until I can pay you back. i won’t do a dog, though. maybe some sort of small animal

you’re impossible. im giving you coffee and a free pastry at /least/

deal. we really do need to talk more.

[ instagrampost: Coffee_and_Cryptids Look at my new baby!!! Her name’s Nessie, after the cutest girl dwellin in the lockness. ]

[ reply from Coffee_and_Cryptids She’s an angleeeee! Love of my life. ]

you.. don’t drink coffee? [ she’s pouting. ] what about tea?

Mothman is real and he wants you to get a good night's sleep

“Sorry for vanishing, everyone... I may or may not have gone cryptic hunting... by myself.. in a foreign country...”

“Sorry, honey darling... didn’cha have school and stuff?”

IM DOIN’ FINE BABYCAKES! I had an employee take over for me so I could have a little break <3

// I can’t believe thERES A PERCY JACKSON MUSICAL AND I WAS NEVER INFORMED?!?? WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!? GEORGE SLAZAR PLAYS GROVER IM?? HULLO?!

Thanks baby! Don’t tell anybody, but I’ve missed ya’ the most.

// College au verse being revived? Let’s GET this bread

// while I’m here,, go follow my cupid lance @lovelysharpshot since he’s modern/college au and also a little rat mwah mwah

Thhhhat would be me. [blink blink, big grin!] hello pretty baby! I’m plaxum :)

Sorry, sorry. [she frowns, concerned.]

[she’s running up behind @singlemodulater, hugging him from behind with a happy squeal.] tsuuuuu!!!