What the actual f Thameslink

“What The F*** Facts: Cows with names produce more milk.” pollycooper you should name the chicks- more eggs for pinkie

“UberFacts: Under extremely high pressure, peanut butter can be turned into diamonds.” pollycooper peanie but but is magical

“blink-182: UK we're playing #London @O2academybrix on 6 Aug. Tix on gen sale 9.30am Fri po.st/Blink #BlinkBrixton pollycooper

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"Very interesting" - Meaning: You are boring me to death

“bob: Could this be the set-list for The Libertines BST gig on Saturday night?? ” pollycooper

“UberFacts: Harry Potter is now 34-years-old.” I'm the same age! pollycooper

“@Xfm: Are we ready, London? #JAMIET Jamie T ” pollycooper

Turning slightly sideways and saying sorry when passing someone, despite the corridor being large enough to accommodate a train

And now, the MAD MAX: FURIOSA Comic Con First Look. Enjoy! youtu.be/akX3Is3qBpw

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

“UberFacts: Wasps can remember people's faces.” pollycooper hope I killed that wasp on Friday or I'm in for it

If ur religion doesn't teach u to accept people who r dif than u than u should switch to science & love

Working on your computer while stood up for a few minutes, to ease everyone into the fact you're about to leave for lunch