- broke as a joke - sleep deprived - stress level 125% College is a trap

Nothing says happy birthday like finals week

“Don’t work more than 10-12 hours a week as a full time student” Me: *works 20+ hours anyway*

Does anyone else ever just think about the day Jesus is coming back and get so overwhelmed with joy?

I cannot wait to feel the grass between my toes

How you start a forest fire

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

Dr Lombardi: “Let me tell you what you’ve done:” 🐾 no. 4 fastest-growing university in the nation 🐾 another year of record enrollment 🐾 record number of All-American athletes 🐾 Maryville Esports won their 3rd National Championship #MUConvocation19

parents: when u turn 18, ur an adult u make ur own decisions *turns 18* parents: as long as u live under my roof ur gonna follow my rules