just know that if u post a story from a rodeo concert i did not and will not watch it

Something about a skittle energy drink is highly unsettling

I saw Spider-Man one month after it came out and I saw no spoilers on Twitter but I watch Euphoria one day late and it’s ruined 😡

I know it’s last minute but can we get Mason Ramsey on the houston rodeo lineup?

Living in Houston is wild because you can live down the street from a factory and also a restaurant where Akon is an investor

Whenever I see an anti-remote work post on LinkedIn I look at who the person works for and it’s always a commercial real estate company. Like of course you’re anti-remote work

What the tik tok gym girlies don’t tell you about starting out at the gym is sometimes you will not be strong enough to adjust the machines and it is embarrassing

Literally moving to Colorado in a few weeks if y’all ever want to visit

Today I became a true Coloradan (dropped my phone in a compost toilet after a hike)

HBD Mochs #3

Don’t worry I didn’t forget. Happy October 🎃🦇☠️ #NewProfilePic

To all the people wearing rompers to ACL… so y’all are getting butt naked in those disgusting port-a-potties?!?!

Time to get a house divided flag German

The most Colorado toll bill I could’ve gotten

Taking Jan 6th off feels illegal

official miami hater