"Please, no." x.com/HalfDragonMage…

@HalfDragonMage "Ah. I see. No, I didn't vote."

@HalfDragonMage "Can I be turned into a small mouse, instead of a /dress/? At least mice are cute."

@HalfDragonMage "Dresses are god-forsakenly annoying already. I refuse to /become/ one."

@HalfDragonMage "You could be a griffon, maybe?"

@HalfDragonMage "Maybe later. Talon has some paperwork that everyone else is too lazy to do, so of course /I/ have to do it."

@HalfDragonMage "It depends. They haven't told me what the paperwork is for."

@InverseTriforce "Hey- Um. Who're you?"

||nyoom

|| ya like jazz?

||you either die a rp account or live long enough to see yourself become a hardly-active shitposter

@InverseTriforce ||the latter

@InverseTriforce || I like rping but goddamn I'm too lazy to get on everyday

@InverseTriforce || aw shit man, thanks I do that anyway but I'll try to get on more often

||good god this has 21 likes. why.

LOVE ME — -LOVES- curiouscat.me/Caduceus_Kille…

||-SNEEZES BACK TO LIFE- guess who's back back again

||haha hey I exist once more