DJing my first set in public at a dive bar next week for a friends bday (7pm time slot). Send song suggestions that aren’t mainstream but that the normies wont hate 🤓

I’m so high and this shit is rly crazy to me

If world leaders played stack cup together I think they’d all get along

Selling an Everything Always at the Gorge ticket for Sept 13 lmk if interested!!

Reminds me of the time I ruined our family portraits cus I hated these khaki shorts my mom made me wear

If I hold the door for you and you don’t say thank you just know that I am casting a detrimental spell on you and your kin

spongebob wouldn’t even fw some of yall fr … but he’d hangout with me bc my heart is pure and i like to laugh a lot

hey while I’m at it: can power-hungry male narcissists stop starting pointless wars that only take innocent lives and enrich defense contractors? we’re trying to enjoy one more hot girl summer before the world burns. thanks!!!

Why do boys get communal toilets and girls don’t. I think we’d all have a great time in there together

America bad hotdogs good

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

yes i’m a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, & critical analysis

coworkers: “how was your weekend?” me: “pretty chill. relaxed and rested” *i experienced a life-changing music journey that transformed the way i feel and see the world*

employed with an unemployed aura

“Can you remove the lady in the back?” Thanks, ChatGPT no that’s perfect ☠️

Mau P’s 7.5 hour open to close set at Brooklyn Storehouse was a journey from start to finish. I’ve seen 3 open to close sets from Mau P and this was the best I’ve seen. Track selection was nearly perfect & mixing was phenomenal. The set flowed so well and his peak time energy was

This is precisely how this song makes me feel

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