Dear Boris Johnson, There is no better Brexit when it comes to the Good Friday Agreement and Northern Ireland. As you still seem bamboozled by all this Paddywackery here’s a few pointers for your next stab in the dark -

Dear Jeremy Corbyn - instead of talking about things that happened when I was eight years old, how about showing some leadership today? You could start by asking yourself why the polls show you still trailing behind the most incompetent Tory government in our lifetimes.

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I’d rather have a burgundy coloured EU passport than a blue coloured UK-only passport. I’d rather be an internationalist than an isolationist. Please retweet if you agree.

If this tweet gets 13k likes we’ll book the Hydro for Open Goal Live!

this is really not good

Ever tried a mouthful of ginger?

Win a trip to watch the Bhoys train at Lennoxtown in 2020 for you & 3 friends. Simply follow #CelticFC and Dafabet on Twitter & RT this post. Comp closes in 24 hours Winners will be chosen at random 🍀⚪️ 18+ only BeGambleAware.org Ts & Cs apply ⬇️

Christmas just isnt the same when theres 1 missing from the table ☹️☹️

Calling all former pupils, parents and our community: we are looking for any old blazers or ties in wearable condition to add to our collection. If you have any you can donate, please drop them into the school or DM us to arrange collection. 👔❤️

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#Budget2021 priorities? 1⃣ Tax cut for champagne 2⃣ Cut in Air Passenger Duty 3⃣ £1billion per year handed to banks #MND research into new treatments & a cure = ZERO If you agree this is wrong, retweet and share. #SpendingReview2021 #RishiSunak #United2EndMND

“Looking at Earth from afar you realize it is too small for conflict and just big enough for cooperation.” Yuri Gagarin

⁦@ShellEnergyHome⁩ . Someone want to explain this to me !! Does this include the £400 discount

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The blue passports might have to be imported. LOL (as the youngsters say) 😂🤣 x.com/paullewismoney…

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