I don't know who needs to hear this, but life-changing in a bad way STILL COUNTS

It’s a wonderful day and I still want to punch someone.

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

I always find it refreshing to listen to a normal person who has some experience of the issue in hand, rather than some right wing whack job vomiting a bucket full of lies.

Beautiful

Be patient everyone.... I'm fucking things up as quickly as I can

Do you only charge the hitman or do you charge the person who hired him? It's that fucking simple.

Gonna tank this account with raunchy tweets and bad jokes, oh wait I’ve been doing that for years.

Stop saying Ken has low T energy. He's merely an accessory for barbie, like most men.

I'm not a top tier friend. I'm more like a third or fourth tier.

The truth has been spoken.

Sleep is for the weak I tell myself after yet another night of staring at the ceiling until dawn

I’m in the denial phase of reading glasses

Hmm, suspicious. Feels like they are coordinating something.

I waste half my DMs sending stuff to myself for later.

Hey mother Xers! If you want more DMs in X you can purchase topXups with BallsCoin directly from your Xÿ wallet.

Community notes are such a buzzkill.