Ian Paisley is lingering in the corner of the Newsnight outdoor studio like the fucking Ghost of Christmas Past. #newsnight #brexit

Life comes at you pretty fast. Especially if you’re as slow as Chris Grayling. (Location: Cricklewood Broadway, London)

This Clap print has had a little accident, RT and I'll randomly pick the new owner on Sunday night.🇬🇧 wefail.art

WE’RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆

I’ve just successfully recreated a trip to Wetherspoons by boiling a fry up in my kettle, farting into a can of Carling and then pissing next to my toilet. Now I just need to find an old bloke in a Sergio Tacchini tracksuit that smells of human shit to tell me about his dead wife

R.I.P. Vern Rumsey. The powerhouse bassist of influential Northwest band Unwound (@therealunwound, Kill Rock Stars) has passed away at 47. Read about the legacy Rumsey leaves behind, revisit his many works, and tune in as we celebrate: bit.ly/3ihb7Bi 📷: numerogroup

HONEY FUCKING BADGER!

You're a ballbag, Paul. Just stay out there and don't come back.

*cries in historian* Northern Ireland didn't exist in 1776.

The Limmy Advent Calendar - Day 5

Joe Thomson x DJ Crilly (Raven remix) 🔊 Falling apart again 🐓

@Evil_Martial Sky Sports News Only speaking the truth, lad.

How to kidnap a 28 year old in 2016

I really don't get the whole Pokemon thing but this is awesome.