whatever you choose to do when we’re not on good terms is what you’ve been wanting to do all along

just became mutuals with someone that had me blocked on my old account

That look was NASTY

The most unseen privilege in life: a supportive family.

Funniest use of this thriller gif 😭

Il y a un mec dans la ligne 4 IL EST EN DOUDOUNE BORDEL

Quand vous allez comprendre qu’on s’en fout du football américain

Il y a des gens qui habitent sur la ligne H et compagnie ils vont te dire ouais "j’suis à 15min de Gare du Nord" mais ce qu’ils te disent pas c’est que si ils ratent leur train la partie est terminée pour eux.

If they weren’t white, the caption would be very different

some of you associate femininity with being submissive, and that’s exactly why you’re all going to hell

There’s nothing that turns me off in a man more than him being unreliable

Xptdrrrrrrrrrrr le tweet est si drôle

C’est pas parce que je fraude que j’oublie la politesse ?

Nous sommes des fraudeurs pas des connards

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

just like this

AND DID