This is the best deal you’re going to get. Skip the ICE arrest — self-deport.

As my scheduled time as a Special Government Employee comes to an end, I would like to thank President Donald J. Trump for the opportunity to reduce wasteful spending. The Department of Government Efficiency mission will only strengthen over time as it becomes a way of life throughout the government.

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For Charlie

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Today, your FBI took another step in its promise of full accountability. For far too long, previous corrupt leadership and their enablers weaponized federal law enforcement, damaging once proud institutions and severely eroding public trust. Every day, we continue the fight to

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Go to church.

Cancel Netflix for the health of your kids

Cancel Netflix

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING VENEZUELA TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

If you have a womb, you are a woman. Otherwise, you are not.