Marla Hooch WHAT A HITTER! cc: jojo RT @MLBFanCave: An excellent roster (via BuzzFeed).

Stick your hand in my glove and I'll stick my hand in your girlfriend.

Obviously I would have liked to see Leo win but Matthew McConaughey is a stud and was incredible in that movie.

Let's go retweet #BoysClub

Jankiest city ever.

DAMN LeBron. This may have put you ahead of the MVP race?

Been practicing my Oscar award acceptance speech for the past hour. I'm very prepared.

@nicolelynnew how pissed is Bryce!!!??? Hahaha

I feel like I have a Lloyd Christmas IQ in this poetry class.

Peanut butter on triscuits and I'm not even stoned.

Advice to the three guys I saw rollin dirty on their Sketcher Wheel shoes........don't. It makes me feel bad for your parents.

FRIENDS always puts me in a better mood!

My parallel parking skills are out of this world! When my neighbors are around and are blessed enough to watch...I'm sure they think "DAMN"

Double A player for the Blue Jays hits a homerun in front of his dad who coaches for the opposing team Rays. You can't make this stuff up!

Another reason why this is the greatest game.

Pretty pumped up about being in the one and only DL this weekend! I have been sensing the city has missed my presence.

Hi AnnaKendrick47

Last tweet from this account most likely...to all followers...please keep following me when I get a new account :)