Hahahahahaha great shithousing

FREE BOOKS! Just two weeks until my new thriller The Sanctuary is out in very handsome paperback form. RT this message before midnight Thursday 18th for a chance to win one of these six copies with a personal dedication from me! (UK only I’m afraid. Chills guaranteed. Good luck.)

“Hamish is a player I would have loved to keep”. A return to Glasgow on the cards?

Katie Price is launching her podcast, so I asked if there’s any she loves listening to atm 👀

Book giveaway! To celebrate the release of The Hollow Throne next week, I'm giving away some copies of the first two books in the trilogy. I've got one set of hardbacks and five pairs of paperbacks to send out - just like and retweet this tweet to stick your name in the hat...

This pretty much tells you what Toony thinks his strongest XV is

A score that says everything about this team. Never stop playing. Never ever give up. One of the greatest Tries in Wembley history.

The fact that he thinks professional clubs haven’t heard of one of the top scoring wingers in European rugby for the last few seasons is mental.

Compare this bench with the All Blacks’. Night and day.

This.

No way Ritchie is coming back from this HIA #SCOvTON

This.

Zebre picked up try bonus points in 7 of their last 9 games in the URC - 0 wins. They scored 68 tries in their previous 22 URC matches - 0 wins. No tries scored tonight - 1st win in more than 18 months.

Combined caps won by the replacements props for Wales v Scotland in Cardiff: Wales caps: 3 Scotland caps: 0 England caps: 6

One of my favourite ever players and the greatest openside of all time. I will gladly fight and die on that hill.

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

If England win today, I'll buy one of you Football Manager 2025. To enter, just like, retweet and make sure you're following me! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

My head is in another galaxy at this point. This referee cannot be allowed to officiate a six nations game ever again.