No, I won't "just grok it'. I'm going to Ask Jeeves like a civilized man

No, I will not go to turkey. No, I will not use minoxidil. No, I will not castrate myself with finasteride. And no I will NOT shave it off.

Movie recommendation with a norwooding protagonist: Revanche (french movie)

The norwood movie list #2: Adaptation, with Nicolas Cage. This is a movie you should go into completely blind.

Norwood movie #3. The Fifth Element: visions of a future without virtual reality and AI. Great fun

When an evil man loses his hair, he balds When a man pure of heart loses his hair, he norwoods

Hooters works best in a low QE environment when hot women don't get cushy jobs. I can't imagine who was staffing it during the era of money printing

Do not enter the Norwood Century with post-finasteride syndrome. Do not risk surgery in a foreign country. Do not shave it off.

Imagine trying to negotiate with the man who launched $melania right as $trump was pumping.

There are two kinds of cultures: those that are ashamed, and fear the Norwood, and will hide their heads with turbans, yarmulke, etc. And true Western cultures: where the most holy will exult the Norwood. Come back to your roots, western man.

Only a man with a juvenile hairline would put down his Norwood brothers.

The Norwood Reaper. Men fear it. It takes from us: but ask yourself, would he have become a great man if he had a juvenile head of hair? He'd be a lawyer, a talent agent, rotting away in suburbia. He lost his hair, his innocence, his youthful joy. He gained his crown.

Day 14 of the coke diet. My A60s have morphed into A50s. Days seem brighter, night vision has improved moderately.

They don't want you Norwooding while gaming. They don't even want you Norwooding while working a factory job for 45/hr. They want you Norwooding while being HUNTED BY DRONES in trenches, they want you Norwooding while listening to HR speeches, and most of all: to shave it off!