Watu wa Pipeline mnafaa kupigwa viboko. You can't keep littering that area yourself then blame the government. Responsibility starts with you. Inherently dirty bastards...

She’s the reason self-control gets tested.

Come on you Saints 👊

A small dick is natural, but a wide pussy is man-made.

Mulamwah Built Carrol Sonie, YY Comedian Built Marya Akoth, Mulamwah again Built Ruth K, Pascal Tokodi Built Grace Ekirapa, Njugush Built Wakavinye, Trevor Built Mungai Eve Mungai, Alfred Mutua Built Lilian Ng'ang'a, Phil Director Built Kate Actress, King Kaka

When you wake up hangover AF and realize the big 3 made it back home safely!

Christians will be given milk and honey in heaven, while Muslims will be given 12 virgins. The choice is yours😂

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30! Kenyans invented running™

I said it on January 30th 2026 A sub 2 Hour Marathon Sawe has done it at the London Marathon.

Set a treadmill at 21kph ( max most will go to) and try to run for 30 seconds on it. That's what he did for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 30 seconds. The peak of human physical achievement. Insane, absolutely insane.

Nothing like half blah blah, you belong to your father's tribe.

Date is set😄

Thats a lie! A tiny penis on an adult draws even more attention than a big one.

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Gachagua is not an option. ⚖️

This is not 1960s, this is during the last days of Kibaki administration. A tender notice for roads from one region only. When we say we demand equality and that other regions should benefit too tunaitwa majina.

.Dr. Fred Matiang'i, you defied numerous court orders, abducted, drugged, and deported a Kenyan citizen. You ran death squads that killed people and dumped their bodies in the River Yala. Between August and October 2017, police acting on your orders killed over 100 opposition

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Polite Reminder: Raila will never be president