moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

A girl said that she WFH and her side hustle is to house sit. She works in someone else’s home and that is her second income. I really love that for her.

Smoking with someone and realizing they are ugly asf is the scariest realization ever

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

I want to live near the sea and I want to live near the forest and I want to live near the mountains and I want to live near a café and I want to live near a library and I want to live near a park and I want to live near a museum and I want to live

white people be smelling like thrift store

One of the most gratifying experiences ever? A man thinking you're sexy and trying the usual tricks to deceive you, then finding out later that you're neurodivergent AF and your "baddie" is an aesthetic and you're actually very odd and freakishly smart and unable to fool and

going for a walk to clear my mind

I love to be slutty for 3 days and then weird for 2 days and then grumpy for 1.5 days. then im annoying for 4 days and tired for 7

idk sometimes i go on instagram and see that everyone from my hometown is essentially in the same friend group they were in in 2019 and i get really scared

I come back to this picture once in a while And I really think life is all about finding people to spend time in the kitchen with

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

Getting the sudden motivation to respond to a message from 3 weeks ago

she’s actually really fine holay