type of shit i’m on

why do people draw pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?? is he hiding from himself?? much to think about.. more tweets from me later..

Quando a Kika Oliveira acabou com o fascismo 🌹

me hanging with a random baby on a family gathering:

Male Gorilla grabs Girls Hair, Gets Beaten by his Female Gorilla 🤣

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

Having an aesthetic seems so limiting. I need to be weird, sexual, whimsical and poetic, often in rapid succession.

sexy today! sexy tomorrow! sexy forever!

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

donating my brain to science so yall can study a real bitch

my 2016 post wins happy ANTIversary 🙏🏿🎈⏳

“you just want an easy life.” yeah, that’s kinda the point.

kiss it better by rihanna.

People meet me & instantly be like "omg i love you!" like i know im a cool ass btch