you’re laughing. ozzy osbourne was just reincarnated as trisha paytas’ son aquaman and you’re laughing.

Can’t believe this cost $847 to make at home

chappell roan was right. It's like a hundred ninety nine degrees

Every burger is plain brioche these days. And call me old-fashioned, call me a reactionary. But the soul longs for sesame

mentally i’m here:

graphic design is awesome bc you will stare at a single word long enough to question reality . microdosing psychosis via fonts

When my dad starts naming different highways & using cardinal directions to describe where a place is

Should I put on this rental application “I’ve already envisioned the next 5 years of my life living in this house in excruciating detail so you kinda have to give it to me”

Silliest reason I swiped left on someone? They spelled it “Thanks Giving”

sitting in this AI training for work and they’re showing us how to compose an email with Copilot and it really is just, “keep giving it more prompts and adjusting it until it sounds like you!” as though that isn’t obviously slower and worse than just writing your own email lol

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

every flight you board now does announcements about how they need like half the flight to check their carry on bags at the gate because there isn’t enough overhead space. the situation is untenable.

i forgot how weird november is. theres no afternoon its just night after 3pm

I feel like we should all be off of work from Thanksgiving until the second week of January for a full reset

I think if you door dash steak tartare the entire app store should close to you. Like an ancient tomb sealing itself forever at the wrong password. You are not prepared for the mysteries of technology.

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

Once again having weird feet on the sink

“Benedict’s book is Cinderella” babe I will take your hand and look me in the eyes while I tell you this, all the books in the bridgerton world are inspired by other famous love stories.

with all due respect (very little) when yall say “post the recipe” and it’s a salad, i see that as a character flaw