good to see you bro, grab some beer from the cooler *you open up the cooler and its full of unconfined beer sloshing around and theres a ladle floating in it *

If Michael Jackson had Lenny Kravitz discography, he’d have multiple life sentences

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𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕣 𝕆𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕕𝕠x𝕪🔴🌑ليلى This is from his critique of Popper too, he just couldn't stop lol. In Dialectic of Enlightenment he calls Benny Goodman the "Jazzführer"

First military art of the Iran War seen drawn by a U.S. Servicemember on the wall of a concrete shelter at Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan, recording around 77-85 Iranian drone and missile attacks against the base between February 28 and March 19, 2026.

a creepy guy tells you that he's collecting DNA samples from everyone. if more than 50% of people willingly give him a cheek swab, he'll be able to create a supervirus that kills everyone who didn't give their DNA but spares those that did do you give him a DNA sample?

catching flack for using a beach towel as a bathroom towel , yeah its such a terrible thing that i have to dry myself off with a towel that has a picture of a smiling sun on it that puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day

iranian pilot who strafed US bases in an f5

Not gonna tolerate americans being so precious about your guns when you can’t fucking hit anything

When people fled the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting incident, they swiped entire bottles on their way out.

the big names, like Gerald Ford

Michael Tracey drunkenly pacing outside the Hampton Inn screaming "Acosta! Acosta!" like Achilles calling for Hector outside the walls of Troy.

New shell casings from the alleged shooter released by kash patel....

Secret Service official tells us Cole Tomas Allan identified himself as "legion," one of thousands of a 'rightous" brotherhood sworn to take down President Trump and everyone in his Cabinet.

A firefighter sergeant has been suspended after strong-arming colleagues into playing board games The man was forcing co-workers to play his homemade games for six months