𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝑒 . . . ind. n/sfw ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴄʟᴀʀɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ #gleerp. 18+. ms/mv. bisexual. . . . 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲𝑬𝑵𝑫.

when people talk about #SeductiveSunday and i'm the only valid entry.

‘ this feeling like someone's darting knives on me with their eyes is way too familiar. ’ , he thought. silent sigh, a sign of surrender from his side. “ i'm not the one who ate it. i swear. ”

nothing you should bother yourself with.

*dials the local police hotline*

almost identical indeed — and it's both nostalgic and terrifying. “ alright, chill. maybe somebody else took it? we could just get you another cookie. how bout that? ” oh how he hoped she'd bite the offer.

got nosy while i was away, fabray?

(:

/ I'll be replying later on, I just have to finish a report due today at work. Laters

i crave affection. and run from it.

♡ this for a random one-line sentence starter

who knows and who cares

exactly. it's all pointless.

you have a boyfriend? what, you hookin' up with that four eyed noodle head geek now?

oh, really? yeah, sure. he's my best man, of course.

then search for her yourself. though save yourself some trouble, she'd pop out here somewhere, for sure.

not my responsibility to enlighten you.

and it's none of your effin business. i don't even know you.

sure, man. rachel indeed is quite exhausting.

i'd gladly throw in some punches too! . . . i have no idea who he is and what's going on, but i'm definitely here for the rumble!