A fun fact about me is I’m gonna freak the fuck out

please don’t do this to me my cat is sick rn and i’m scared out of my mind 😭😭

why is he giving

a year ago today i was admitted to the psych ward and liam payne died while i was there and i was so distraught and lonely i hung out with my ex’s parents after being discharged

the muppets shouldn’t be making their broadway debut in that magic show they should be doing angels in america

sometimes i feel like a deserve a purple heart for going to work on my period

ordered a hot coffee from dunkin and instead they gave me a large iced and now i feel like a fucking freak with a giant iced coffee at 5pm

can’t go to the 5sos pop up bc i have work. this is a band for the unemployed

left work 4 hours early for this

John Chu really heard this and thought I NEED to put her in an Xbox 360 game for this scene

“It’s all in ur head” true, however I am also in there and I’m scared bro

all weed to a girl like me

the quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that halloween costumes used to be

everything will probably be okay but i have to get really anxious about it first

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

"let me ask chat gpt" me:

broadway sets are giving one act play competition these days

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

Type of job market that’s got you commenting AFFIRM!! on tiktoks