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"𝑀𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑟, 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑟! 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎 𝑊𝑢, 𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑒!" 𝑃𝑒𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 #𝐹𝑢𝑗𝑖𝘩𝑖𝑚𝑒

“ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥… 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥! “ #𝖳𝗁𝖾𝖮𝗐𝗅𝖧𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾𝖱𝖯 (♥︎ & ↻) #𝖣𝗂𝗌𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖱𝖯

“Humans will never evolve if they continue to devote their time to false idols such as a God.” “Are you Christian? We know that multiple humans are Christian. Know that our words are not meant to offend. We speak from a stance of logic – not emotion.”

“Maybe we'll let Marcy out of her cage for Halloween...” They let out a cold snicker. “....Maybe not.”

“Evolve. Verb. To develop gradually, especially from a simple to more complex form. Would you like us to use the word in a sentence for you?”

“We mean that humans will stay on their tiny little rock in space until it withers away unless they make drastic changes to their lifestyles.” “ In most of the variations of Earth that we have 'viewed', it has been this way.”

“Precisely why we do not place our trust in those of lesser intelligence.”

“Do not provoke us. Learning new subjects is our favorite hobby.” “Finding suitable hosts is our second favorite.”

Darcy does nothing more but laugh at Bradley. Said laugh is robotic, cold, devoid of any emotion. “...Forgive us. We have not even introduced ourselves. We are Darcy.”

“Not at all.” “We would love to stay and chat Brad, but our host requires sustenance.” “Do you have anything else to say or ask us? Don't be shy. . . we encourage curiosity with open arms.” Darcy cocked their head to the side, waiting on Bradley.

“No. We have meals planned out specifically designed for our host. The gesture of kindness is noted however.” “We don't like the term ‘take’. We prefer repossessed. You humans have the phrase ‘use it or lose it’, correct?” “That applies here.”

All Darcy does in response to that question is smile. Not a nice, warm smile. A smile from ear to ear. “...you have a swell rest of your day, Bradley.”

“...We beg your pardon?”

“We are only the greatest minds. Of course we are more intelligent than a juvenile.” “Could you imagine if we weren't?”

ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ㅤᅠ⠀⠀ ❖⠀ 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓⠀ ❖ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#SURP ✘ #MVRP

“ What an odd species. ” The entity comments, several eyes inspecting Screamy from afar. “ Cheerful little creature... What is there to be cheerful about. ” Darcy's mechanical tendrils lower them so they may get a better look at the animal.

Unfortunately for Screamy, Darcy is probably the last individual(s) you'd ever want to ask for a belly rub. Instead of being nice and giving the creature a belly rub, Darcy remains mechanical and cold— cross-referencing Screamy with other creatures they've seen.

“ ... Infant crossbreed of Sciuridae and Mus musculus. . . fascinating. ” “ How? Squirrels and mice are incompatible with one another, they cannot produce offspring. ” “ ... Perhaps we can learn more in a proper laboratory setting. ”

“ Hm. Unfortunate. ”