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dr. maur bishop ✞

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Why are we so scared of growing old? I’m 41! Being old is cool, you can be as commandeering as you’d like and they’d excuse it as a matter of “old age.”

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I am reconsidering applying as a coroner for the LAPD because of this strange love story in the prosecutor’s office that I am currently witnessing on twitter.

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I sent away my resume to become a coroner for the LAPD ~ I’m sure they’ll find a spot for me. If they don’t, well . . . I’m sure I’ll find hospitals who’d want me.

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I’m going to get an interview soon! They got to me pretty quickly. I thought that I’d wait a little longer than a day. Maybe there’s a demand coroners, oho!

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I like being an only child. It’s lonely, but I don’t have to share! I like the guarantee of owning something without having to distribute it among my siblings.