When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

Close enough, welcome back Barbenheimer

Five year plan: 1: chill and have fun 2: chill and have fun 3: chill and have fun 4: chill and have fun 5: some kind of divine miracle occurs

Codeine Crazy

My goal is to spend no more than $7 from now until January

and hello gilmore girls fall.

if she’s not making a cameo i don’t want it

Sometimes I b around ppl and I just literally don’t have shit to say like it’s bad I know they b feeling weird but I just rly don’t gaf im talkin to myself in my head rn find sum to do

I hope this email kills us both

they hate it when you serve internet brainrot along with critical thinking while also serving fits

#NEEDDAT

how it feels to be the only depressed suicidal person in the family at age 12

Boys do shit like give u water in a mug

men be calling us delusional but have y’all ever seen how far a man will take a lie??? shit be diabolical asf

unbelievable

“Wyd after work?” Going to bed bro the sun is setting in 20 minutes

every day lowkey feels like this

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter

i love SWIMMING!!!!!! i love WATER!!!!!! i love the ocean and pools and lakes and RIVERS!!!!!!