I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

lord help me there’s demons at the gym working out with no headphones

This is why they’re panicking. Fontaines D.C., the coolest band of the moment, are not afraid.

everyone in eu wear stussy like its uniform

escargots and croissant cookies for breakfest thank GOD

The way we’re in FRANCE and karina chooses to say thank you in Italian after ordering in english out of the 4 other ways she knows😭🔥

The way people in Europe are actually kinda nice they just stink

I’m richer than all my opps

im literally nephew

When someones been sneezing next to me on the plane consistently for the past 9 hours😭

Us at 31

Fuck that hoe for me 5💚

The only nigga that could testify against me just killed himself drunk driving

sometimes you gotta read ur moms text and just go on about ur day

when you try n talk ufc with your hb #UFC325

How much steak can i shove up my ahh at the unlimited Brazilian steakhouse before i get caught

Paramount fucking crashing as charles is obliterating max #UFC326