13 yo old me fantasizing about being kidnapped and kept as a sex slave so i dindt have to grow up and get a job

Elon’s gonna rubber band to a kind of wokeness never before seen in the human race

I’m fucking crying dude

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was betrayed by a member of his inner circle?

I never knew Cybertrucks came in blue

Crazy that JD Vance is being abandoned by a drug addict again

Come on skinny love, just last the year Pour a little salt, we were never here

bike cop body cam and its him just breathing really hard

woke version of harry potter where they are all Mexican

Top 10 days on this app 1. Luigi 2. Oceangate 3. Today 4. The Queen 5. Donald getting covid 6. Biden dropping out 7. Will Smith slap 8. Montgomery boat brawl 9. Luka trade 10. Couch guy

no thanks, I will not be eating your pussy. it's haram

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mountainhead is the type of movie a guy shows you when he doesn’t want to fuck you

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance?

Mountainhead

stop unfollowing me i’m only going to make like 2 more bad tweets

if i know anything about public, messy breakups it’s that right about now, elon is begging on his hands and knees to get donald back, a suicide threat is just around the corner.

friend just told me i have no rizz as i proceeded to let a 50 year old man do a bump off my tits at brunch

my mango is 2 blow up and act like i don’t know nobody !!!!