i would literally wither like mother gothel in meg’s presence i think. like that is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen holy shit

transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison fall!!!!

My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

katy perry would be the one to say cunt on live tv. like girl come on let’s have some decorum

just reserved a u-haul for tomorrow. ladiesssssssssss

just got taco bell sauce on my shirt

ok but……. how much…….. like if you had to give a percentage of how much you dislike her………….

just finished building 8 pieces of furniture did anything crazy happen

just remembered how cute my and emmas apartment is gonna be

chappell roan on snl just a little more than a year after her debut album came out is INSANE

When a coworker asks you what music you like it’s basically like being hung upside down like a piñata and being hit with spiked bats

HOT TO GO ON DANCING WITH THE STARS????

just remembered after emma and i saw chappell roan play a show in a 200 person venue in february 2023 i said out loud “i can’t wait for her to be the most famous person in the world” oh im gonna cry

📍 back hurting at the gracie abrams concert

guys yk the video of the EDM worm. that was the gracie abrams pit tonight

me buying sweat tour tickets immediately after being shoved in the middle of a million teenagers at gracie abrams for four hours