When they go low, I’ma go medium. Cuz God is still working on me.

Mah book is saucy and on sale.

Also, this makes me unbearably sad.

Witty sales pitch! Enticing sentence! My brain is tired. My book is on sale. It’s real good. The book, not my brain. Well, my brain some days. Just not today.

I’m co-writing with a friend from LA and, separately, co-writing with my brother who’s currently deployed in the Middle East. Technology is awesome. Also, they’re both plotters and I’m a pantser so we have no idea how this is going to go. #amwriting

I don’t know why, but this made me laugh really hard.

This is resonating extraordinarily hard with me right now for reasons I cannot specify.

"Protests shouldn't turn into riots" Well arrests shouldn't turn into murders

Hey YouTube how do I stop seeing Trump ads every time I go to your homepage? It’s real gross.

Why do we always have to explain....walking away from officers, turning your back on officers, even resisting arrest IS NOT A DEATH PENALTY CRIME.

aioli is just mayo that studied abroad

A 17 year old white supremacist domestic terrorist drove across state lines, armed with an AR 15. He shot and killed 2 people who had assembled to affirm the value, dignity, and worth of Black lives. Fix your damn headlines.

Reeeeeead my booooooook if you waaaaaaaant toooooooo

The end of the sale is nigh.

So let me get this straight: Jeff Bezos is now worth $200 billion, but Amazon still can't afford to provide paid sick leave, hazard pay and personal protective equipment for thousands of warehouse workers?

Legitimate 2020 work excuses: “I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, my dog decided it was time to snuggle and I had to scratch his belly because he is all that’s keeping my from the brink of despair.”

I rarely use Twitter anyway because it is a hellscape, but after watching The Social Dilemma, I’m deleting the app from my phone. For now, you can find me on my website or Instagram. ByTempleWest.com