I’d like to punch Richard Spencer for his hateful beliefs, but also for ruining vests & the fade undercut. #TopicalTooLate #Sacrifices #ThankGodHesIrrelevantNow

In its nearly 12 year history, the Lion's Lair comedy open mic has crushed more spirits than a whiskey distillery & I’m proud to co-host it with podcast boy now 🥃

Just rewatched Hereditary & it was even more brilliant the 2nd time. I am freshly scornful of its naysayers & I will brook no salty comments! Chime in at the risk of inheriting a demonic curse!

Lord, give me the confidence of a redditor angrily commenting on an article he didn’t actually read

#MutinyBookClub returns with 🔥& 🤺! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mut…

If you don't vote then you don't deserve legal weed

Book! Book! Book! Mutiny Book Club Nov 18 - Mutiny Information Cafe mutinyinfocafe.com/index.php/tran…

I interviewed Neal Brennan, and now there are words you can read: Neal Brennan on 3 Mics, Comedy in the Age of Trump, and Enjoying Life westword.com/arts/neal-bren… via Westword Arts

🎶Come on baby, let’s twist again, like the end of Psycho, come on baby let’s twist again, like the dang Sixth Sense 🎶

Today I made the rookie fat person mistake of wearing a shirt I only feel comfortable in with a jacket and I’m so very hot

Only 2 days away from this insane lineup at eTown! Sarah Benson, The Iconic Magic of Coors Field and the hilarious Sam Tallent!

Got so excited about #GameOfThrones that I frightened my dogs. #BattleOfWinterfell #AryaStark

Sorry if this counts as a tardy #AvengersEndgame spoiler, but fat alcoholic #Thor is basically my goal weight

301 passed! 300 did not! I guess everyone in Denver thinks that if they take enough shrooms, homeless people will just turn into Smurfs!

Christ, the #DenverMayoralElections are a clusterfuck! Do I vote for the confirmed sexual harasser or the Beckiest Becky who ever Beckied? #HancockvsGielles

#openmicdogs instagram.com/p/BzKUVa5gYXl/…

Man, Netflix is really aggressively pressuring me to watch #azizansarirightnow! Who are they, Aziz Ansari on a date?

Now that I’ve seen #Joker I know what it’s like to watch a movie directed by the #TaxiDriver poster hanging on the wall of an incel’s dorm room

Tonight WolfHawk Comedy brings one of their most fun shows at a unique little DYI venue in Denver Carmen Lagala Byron Graham @_salmazaky Austin Black Elliot Broder join us tonight at 10pm for some late night comedy. Tickets on Eventbrite. Limited seating. eventbrite.com/e/secret-comed…