what if you invented something you’re really proud of and then all the villagers said it’s from the devil

Sorry but it is actually a little bit funny that the Roseville Bridge fills up like a bath.

Can we discuss this please, because I’m just riding along the street and it comes on and Nicole sounds like she’s got a brain injury and Robbie sounds like cocaine and the whole thing is giving like, theatre restaurant and it’s very unsettling, how was this a radio hit?

Hilarious dog whistling. The ADF employs about 80,000 people. The NDIS has 3,500 employees and supports 400,000 Australians. Of course it costs more. It delivers more services more efficiently AND its employees pay income tax.

I think about leaving twitter all the time but I just know the day I do gen z will discover HBO's Girls and that's something I need to witness myself

Okay. Hear me out. If These Walls Could Talk 2: The Musical.

Real talk: how thrilled must Lizzie be that Boris isn’t her final Prime Minister.

The boomers seem to love Facebook because it's a newspaper about themselves where they also get to write a letter to the editor for every single article published.

THE BLIND SIDE 2: RED, WHITE AND BLIND?????

Shakira should have let her hips to do her taxes, just saying.

George Pell had eighty-one years on this planet to do some good. There’s no question he made corporate achievements within the Catholic Church. But he did irrefutably immoral things and he ended his life still claiming he didn’t. That ain’t Christ-like. That’s fucking evil.