Coming back on Twitter after several years:

Hand sanitizer has an expiration date. Not sure why people are stockpiling now, unless... #handsanitizerhustle #TheOffice #coronavirus

Well, this didn't go down as expected... #Apocalypse #ToiletPaperApocalypse #zombielife

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. A good reminder to be kind to others. And to yourself. Sometimes the biggest storms we battle take place within. #WSPD #keepholdingon

If anyone’s wondering how Christmas decorating 2020 is going, I just took my Tinker Bell ornament out of its box, and her wings immediately fell off. 😶🧚 #sorrytink #pixiedustemergency instagram.com/p/CIqlsPhMaoy/…

When Christmas cookie decorating turns into the zombie apocalypse... #MerryChristmas2020

When you wanna do some holiday baking, but all your measuring cups have decided to play “Guess who?” 🧐

Ok, 2021... 🤞

That time when hindsight really was 2020. #bye2020✌️ #hello2021😎 #glofx

@FLDMFan Thanks, Lyn! You know there's never an easy solution in these things ;)

#IfAnimalsMadeLaws Mandatory nap times whenever you feel like it pic.x.com/1dzjRrRd0R

#WordsNotUsedOftenEnough "God is love." (1 John 4:16)

@RowlingJeremy Hey! I sent you the book. Let me know if you can't find it (Search for [email protected]).

@FLDMFan Thanks, Lyn!!! Fortunately, I have part 2 almost finished, so we won't have to wait another 3 weeks before it comes out :)

I missed the premiere of Fear the Walking Dead. What do you guys think? Is it a "yay" or a "nay"?

@suhaavii Great! If you DM me your email, I'll send you the PDF version. We're still in pre-publishing at the moment.

It's #NationalChocolateDay! Or in other words, Every Day at my house

#HappyHalloween :) Stay safe, because there are a lot of crazies out there! More than you'd think.