Conspiracy theorists after every single of their theories is proven right this year

This is how Twitter was meant to be used btw

mcsteamy for a reason

every time i sneak away to the bathroom at work to hit my vape i feel like her

When i think i finally got a guy friend but now he got something to tell me

How it feels saying “Maybe” to plans I am 100% not attending

How do men see this and not think of getting one for their woman?

how women's lives actually look like without men

the horrible moment when you realize you’re sick of all the songs in all your playlists

& all u r is mean

WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Thank you for your payment”

This and knowing that tomorrow you have nothing to do

accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize i never felt comfortable the whole time.

Nigga look like a fckin lamb

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age

🗣️RUN IN HERE AND COME GET YALL JUICE

this is so crazy reading as an american 😭

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash: